Part Three: Ed Hardy shirts
The Ed Hardy brand was started by Ed Hardy, a tattoo artist, and is now being distributed by Christian Audigier. The shirts are adorned with graphics of skulls, knives, and other “hardcore” shit. They also feature the phrases, “Do or Die” and “Love Kills Slowly”.
Who should wear it: people from LA, people from Miami, people who like to pay a lot of money for a shirt that looks like it was gang banged and bukkaked by a crew of cartoon characters.
What the guys think it says about them: This shirt really represents my “do or die” outlook on life and my view that “Love kills slowly”. It really goes well with my all white sunglasses and jaded attitude.
What women think: Oh my God! Is that Jon Gosselin?
What the shirt really says: I look like a douche, don’t I?
Recommendations: If you really do wear this out, go to a nightclub, not a bar, where everyone is wasted, tripping, or blown or all three. The shirt looks like a piece of toilet paper in Captain Planet’s bathroom.
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