There’s an old expression that says, “The clothes make the man.” To that end, the “What your shirt says,” segment has been initiated. There will be five subdivisions: who should wear it, what the person thinks about wearing it, what women think, what the shirt says about you, and recommendations.
Part One: The Polo
The Polo shirt encompasses all brands.
Who should wear it: people going to a casual get-together, people in college who don’t wear button downs, golfers.
What the guys think it says about them: I spent a shitload of money on this shirt with a little animal on it, therefore some girl should ride me like the pony on this shirt. I’m being very subtle and not sticking out. Except for my boner.
What women think: Wow, that guy is the perfect combination of casual and business. Maybe later, I’ll casually suck his business in the bathroom later.
What the shirt really says: The collar says, “I’ll buy the next round.” The little animal above your nipple says, “But you have to fuck me.”
Recommendations: Do not pop the collar unless you are mocking someone who does OR are around others doing OR carry a stungun.
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