Saturday, August 1, 2009

The clothes make the man-Part 2


Part Two: Affliction shirts

The Affliction brand was popularized by Randy Couture of UFC fame. They have a shit load of graphics like skulls and guns.

Who should wear it: guys who do mixed martial arts fighting.

What the guys think it says about them: If anyone needs to know how hardass I am, they need only look at my shirt. If anyone asks, the skulls on my shirt are for the people I’ve beaten to death.

What women think: That guy must be in UFC. If he isn’t, he’s an incredible tool.

What the shirt really says: I hope this doesn’t distract from my chinstrap.

Recommendations: If you don’t settle business inside a steel cage or octagon, don’t bother wearing one.

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