Friday, October 9, 2009

These Headphones Blow


These headphones fucking blow. Yes, they make you look idealistic and hip and trendy. I feel like every girl I see when I'm wearing thinks I write poetry and have a beautiful singing voice. They also fall off your fucking ears like every fucking minute. Consider if you only had one glove on or one shoe. You'd have people mugging you like your sack fell out while you were hanging off the monkey bars. How am I supposed to listen to Crossfade to get pumped up in a public setting when the left headphone keeps falling out.


Fucking moronic. I'll sacrifice style for effectiveness and buy some recording studio phones.


Goddard Out... to buy some huge ass headphones.

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