So, HBO, the network that brought us Taxicab Confessions, G-String Divas, Cathouse, and possibly worst of all, Dane Cook’s Tourgasm, is currently working on an adaptation of the John Heilemann/Mark Halperin penned Game Change about the 2008 presidential election.
As of now, Ed Harris will play John McCain and Julianne Moore will play Sarah Palin. Okay, I can totally see Ed Harris as McCain, but come on, Julianne Moore? Does she really have the acting cred to pull of Palin, one of our most original and unusual political figures since William “Corn Cob Cock” Whipple. In Boogie Nights, she was a coked out pornstar/mother figure to Dirk Diggler. She served up wholesale shit as Clarice Starling in Hannibal, essentially dragging her ass on Jodie Foster like a dog dealing with drippy diarrhea. And, let’s not forget she was the bitch doctor who snitched on Richard Kimble in The Fugitive. Mind your own fucking business, I have to find a one-armed douche. So is she qualified to be Palin? Maybe.
I have two actresses in mind to play Sarah Palin. The first, Angelina Jolie. She could probably pull off some Palin. The second has actually played Sarah Palin, well, Serra Paylin, Lisa Ann. Either way, whoever got the role will bring home some hardware: Jolie, an Emmy or Golden Globe, Lisa Ann, AVN Crossover Star of the Year Award.
Should be an interesting movie. I just hope that HBO gets Urkel and Carlton to be those Black Panthers intimidating voters. At least, a Wayans.
Goddard Out.
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