Ever since the first book was published, the Harry Potter series has come underfire from multiple groups and viewpoints. Some call it witchcraft. Some say it has political or religious implications. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I think the real message being conveyed by the series is truly evil.
That message: it's okay to be friends with gingers. For all I care, Harry Potter could be conjuring up Hitler and Marquis de Sade and I'd be fine with it. Now, he's best friends with a red headed oaf and will eventually marry that ginger's sister creating an entire brood of Godforsaken, genetically mutated British critters.
Scientists have determined that the traits of red heads (freckles, pale skin, time release sperm, uncontrolled pubic hair, constant internal bleeding) will not exist in the next few decades. Potter and Granger are completely ruining this possibility by having ginger babies.
Maybe there's a spell that changes hair color, skin color, and constant internal bleeding. Maybe go fuck yourself.
Goddard Out.
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