Goddard salutes the group of gifted Asian computer programmers who decided to create Nintendo 64. All you repressed ass clowns who grew up with Sega Dreamcast or worse, Sega Saturn, during this renaissance of gaming are left in the dust. Nintendo 64 revitalized the stagnant Nintendo franchise. It also brought graphic violence and old characters to the forefront of adolescence. Games like Goldeneye, Super Mario Kart, Super Smash Brothers, and Perfect Dark whose graphics and superb storylines still give me boners changed the way people played video games. I'd sell a coked out hedgehog up the river for one hour of Mario Tennis. So the next time you're either extremely baked, extremely drunk, or both, and you're playing a stimulating game of Zelda, remember those mathematically gifted Asian guys who blessed the world with Nintendo 64.
Goddard out.
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